Stories Archive by Month - February

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Cheney To Face Manslaughter Charges : Harry Whittington Dead

Cheney To Face Manslaughter Charges : Harry Whittington Dead

(Texas:UCS News) Vice President Dick Cheney has been notified by the Texas Attorney General not to leave the country. Cheney will face charges related to the shooting death of Harry...

Kids To Be Protected From Dangerous Pets

Kids To Be Protected From Dangerous Pets

A new law to ensure that children are properly protected from dangerous pets was introduced this week...

 Utterpants
Added: 14 February 2006
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Editorial: Increasing Minimum Wage Makes Minimum Sense

Any talk of raising the federal minimum wage above its current rate of $5.15 an hour needs to stop immediately. Reckless talk can give the market jitters, and without the protective presence of the...

 Brainsnap
Added: 14 February 2006
Iraq War Distracts Bush From Cheney Shooting

Iraq War Distracts Bush From Cheney Shooting

(2006-02-13) ? White House spokesman Scott McClellan, peppered with reporters' questions about Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting of a hunting buddy, said President George Bush was not immediately informed of the incident because...

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Quail Tragedy Narrowly Averted Due To Quick-thinking Lawyer

DALLAS, Texas - The ASPCA Council of Awards has voted unanimously to give their highest honor to 78-year-old Austin attorney Harry Whittington who leaped into the line of fire to defend a quail from an...

 The Bentinel
Added: 14 February 2006
Wanted: Loose  Lip Dick

Wanted: Loose Lip Dick

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 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 February 2006
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Ceo Admits He "Farted Way" To Top of Corporate Ladder

Millionaire businessman, Gary Tubberson, owner of the multi-million Tubberson Packaging Corporation has revealed he has got to where he has in the business world by letting farts so smelly rival negotiators were forced to yield...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 February 2006
Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games

Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games

TURIN, Italy -- Four cold fusion scientists were suspended, and the world's top-ranked calorimetrist, the British Martin Fleischmann, was barred from the Cold Fusion Olympic Games here on Friday. Hours later, Olympic competitors marched into...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 February 2006


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