Stories Archive by Month - February
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Cheney Accidentally Bags Lawyer Out of Season
Washington, DC (APE) - Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride admitted to reporters that yesterday, while on a hunting trip with friends, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a lawyer out
"Crazed” Dick Cheney In Stand-off With Police After Shooting Man
Dick Cheney taunts police from window...
Phrases You Shouldn't Hear Much Anymore
Here's a list of official and non-official misnomers that tend to skew public opinion and as such should be modified...
Blair And Bush Elope
Confirming years of speculation beginning with the 2nd Iraqi War, President Bush of the United States and Prime Minister Blair of England revealed today that they have been soulmates both politically and emotionally for many...
Cheney Shoots Hunter, Repeals 2nd Amendment
Vice President Dick Cheney today accidentally peppered a 78-year-old hunting buddy with shotgun pellets during a quail hunt in Texas, injuring attorney Harry Whittington...
EA Adding Carpool Lanes To Battlefield 2
Redwood City , CA – In the upcoming Battlefield 2 patch 1.2 EA Games plans to create special road areas in only accessible to car-pooling vehicles...
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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