Stories Archive by Month - February

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Down In A Hole

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 BBSpot
Added: 18 February 2006
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Hearings About Domestic Eavesdropping Spied On

WASHINGTON, DC — Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today revealed that the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings about domestic eavesdropping...

 Bongo News
Added: 18 February 2006
Bush Administration Accuses Greenland of Environmental Terrorism

Bush Administration Accuses Greenland of Environmental Terrorism

Washington, DC (Rotters) − On the heels of a just released study that shows that Greenland's ice sheet is melting at twice the rate that it did in the previous...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 February 2006
Who's The Dick, Mr Vice President?

Who's The Dick, Mr Vice President?

The man accidentally shot by Vice President Dick Cheney is being released from hospital. Harry Whittington, whom Cheney ‘mistook for a quail', was escorted by armed guard and was said to be wearing a

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UK To Ban Smoking At Home

Smokers to face huge fines and jail sentences for lighting up at home...

 Utterpants
Added: 18 February 2006
Cindy Sheehan And Betty Freidan Arrested For Terminal Ugliness

Cindy Sheehan And Betty Freidan Arrested For Terminal Ugliness

NEW YORK — Cindy Sheehan was arrested in Grand Central Station while visiting the open casket of the late feminist, Betty Friedan. Ms. Friedan was also...

 Bongo News
Added: 18 February 2006
Cheney  Enrolls In  Hunting School

Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit...

Dick Cheney Recalls The Worst Day of His Life

Dick Cheney Recalls The Worst Day of His Life

Saturday, February 11, 2006, will go down as the worst day of my life. Here, to the best of my recollection, is what happened that terrible day:...



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