Stories Archive by Month - February
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Hilary Duff Announced That She's Having Plastic Surgery - Just To Fit In!
Hilary Duff, 21, has announced that she's going to have a breast augmentation.
"I just feel I need this to fit in with the other celebrities that have done it," says Duff, "it would make
Britney To Put Sons Up For Adoption
Britney Spears , 27, recently revealed to Star Magazine that she\'s putting both her sons up for adoption.
"Britney has a lot to deal with right now. This is her decision, and I support it.
Salvia Divinorum To Remain Legal
Law enforcement officials in 36 states have declared that they have no plans to ban the sale and/or distribution of the potent hallucinogen Salvia Divinorum because the product does not
Facebook Revises Terms of Service, Now Owns Your Thoughts, Soul
Palo Alto, CA − After a recent uproar from users caused Facebook to revert to their old terms of service, Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO, announced that the company had made new revisions that would make
Joaquin Phoenix Has Moved To Peru
LIMA, Peru - Actor, musician, singer, and weird talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix has moved to the Andes Mountains of Peru.
After appearing on David Letterman's Late Night Show on Feb. 11, 2009, Phoenix boarded a
Hillary Clinton Off On Asian Junket Stops Off In Thailand For A Quickie!
Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand
The Search For President Obama's Nickname
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama's top aides are trying to figure out a nice catchy nickname to use for the president.
One aide suggested to simply use his three initials, BHO (Barack Hussein Obama).
Special Oscar To Republicans For 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'
The Oscar Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special Oscar this year- 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'.
Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated "The Republican
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