Stories Archive by Month - February

Whatever happened over at the California residence of Billy Ray Cyrus & family Saturday morning, the end result is that Liam Helmsworth has left the house carrying his stuff in a suitcase and two boxes! Sneaky

American Idol champion and sexually confused freak Adam Lambert is the only person on the entire planet that actually liked K.D. Lang's version of "Hallelujah" during the Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies. The equally sexually

Susan Boyle is to be sent to Hell Man sorry Helmand province in Afghanistan to sing for the troops just like Vera Lynn did during the Second World War. It is hoped that as well as

In his Friday morning Speech to the Nation, President Barack Obama continued to talk about all the sex and violence where teenagers are concerned, continuing the subject of Thursday's PM Speech to the Nation. "With sex

Satan has admitted that the often hinted at leadership deal with Tony Blair did actually take place. Speaking to an audience of sinners, the Prince of Darkness said "Tony had ruled the underworld for long

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Singer John Mayer is absolutely driving his publicist crazy. Mayer was interviewed backstage after having just finished performing a concert in Altoona's Quaker Oats Oatmeal Auditorium. A reporter for The Altoona Aftern...

DETROIT - Lindsay Lohan was in town trying to get a nice deal on a brand new car. LiLo heard that if she went to Detroit to purchase a car, she could save anywhere from $70

Key BBC Spring Watch presenter Simon King has deemed this week's UK assault on the Taliban as "a complete waste of time and tax payers money, any sane person knows that the Taliban fly south