Susan Boyle - Britain's Got Talent - satire links and funny stories

It's amazing - Britian's Got Talent star Susan Boyle - she's really not terribly attractive, she claims to be a virgin, and she sings like a bloody wonder star. Susan Boyle has 'created' a lot of funny stories, here they are for you.

As it happens I think these stories aren't nearly as funny as those who deserve ridicule. After all, she's a genuinely talented singer who just happens to not hit everyone's g-spot. Britain's Got Grumpy, methinks.
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Frankie Boyle Confirmed As The Uk's Unfunniest Man

In a poll conducted by Mori (Maurice Flanagan, a farmer from Co Monaghan in Ireland to give him his full name), it has been firmly concluded that Frankie Boyle, the self-styled funny Scottish comedian, is

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Added: 09 April 2011
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Subo Fanatics Demand Airport Name Change!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today demanded that Edinburgh airport be renamed 'Susan Boyle Airport'. "We believe she's the most important Scottish person who ever lived, in the history of the world, so

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Added: 06 April 2011
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Subo Fanatics Stage Quiltethon!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today staging their 24 hour live Quiltethon. The Quiltethon, broadcast live on the 'Happy Clappy Channel', will raise funds for the fanatic's next invasion of Blackburn, SuBo's hometown,

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Added: 01 April 2011
Subo Fanatics Set To Break World Record!

Subo Fanatics Set To Break World Record!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies look set to break a world record, after presenting a quilt they had made to SuBo over the weekend. The quilt, so large it covers four ZIP codes, has

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Added: 22 March 2011
Earl Spencer, Brother of Princess Diana, Is Putting Together Expensive Holidays, Cashing In On Royal Wedding. Main Targets-susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer, Brother of Princess Diana, Is Putting Together Expensive Holidays, Cashing In On Royal Wedding. Main Targets-susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer is putting together expensive package holidays aimed at the rich but not so famous. This category includes members of The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle's rich American fanatics). The Earl, Princess Diana's brother, is

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Added: 21 March 2011
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Subo Fanatic's Quilt Quarantined!

A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was being held in custody last night, charged with the 'Importation of a blessed quilt without inoculations'. The American fanatic was held on arrival at Edinburgh airport, after

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Added: 16 March 2011
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Susan Boyle Jumps On The Bandwagon And Starts Collecting Goldfish

Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'. Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland

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Added: 11 March 2011
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Glasgow Celtic, The Susan Boyle Effect And The Debacle At Parkhead

The truth about the debacle at Parkhead between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic can be revealed. Glasgow Celtic (not THE Celtics of Boston) players have taken to reading the Susan Boyle autobiography, "Who I was born

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Added: 05 March 2011

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