Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Invisible Man Missing!
Search and rescue squads were dispatched to the Middle of Nowhere today to search for the Invisible Man, who has been missing since last Tuesday.
The Invisible Man, who cannot be seen because he is invisible,
Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen Degeneres Will Be Fired!
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor.
Abdul told the
Kissing Harry Cunt In Beeville Pennsylvania Not Advisable
Trouble doesn't seem to be too far from Mayor Harry Cunt's world. Last week it was pornography accusations from citizens, this week his wife Thelma was thrown in jail for an assault upon Harry, and
Kirstie Alley Runs Naked Through Central Park
Kirstie Alley says she is sick and tired of reporters following her around to take pics for tabloids and publish their latest fat story, so she had finally had enough and ran naked through Central
Which Politicians Are Going To Cry Most Before The Election And Who Are Going To Cry Most After The Election?
It would turn your stomach the depths these unscrupulous bastards will go to to get sympathy votes from the electorate.
As the General Election draws nearer more and more of them are in the news crying
Humor Writers Facing A New Financial Dilema - Outsourcing
A new financial horror for professional English language writers has come about. It seems that in our modern times even written articles are being outsourced to other countries.
Publishers on a number of freelance writers
World's Largest Fire Festival In Shetland Isles Re-starts Global Warming!
The world's largest fire festival, Up-Helly-Aa, held on the last Tuesday of January in the Shetland Islands town of Lerwick in the far north of Scotland when 1,000 men dressed as Vikings parade the streets
Chinese Year of The Metal Tiger, Great For Those Facing 60?
The Chinese year of the metal tiger starts on February 14 and it's a really special year for all those people who were born in 1950, for that was the last time there was a
Sagittarius horoscope
Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......
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