Satire story: Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen Degeneres Will Be Fired!

HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Former American Idol Judge Paula Abdul was in Hot Springs to do the ribbon cutting honors at the grand opening of Cousin Cooter's Bacon Curing Shop and Tattoo Parlor. Abdul told the Paula Abdul Says That Her American Idol Replacement Ellen Degeneres Will Be Fired!Satire about

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