Stories Archive by Month - February

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Genetic Designers Create First Manga Baby

Genetic Designers Create First Manga Baby

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorBoulder, March 22, 2014Genetic engineers at the world-renowned Tweek-e-Gene Institute in Boulder, Colorado, announced today the successful production of the world's first live custom-designed human Manga-baby. The...

 Avantnews
Added: 24 February 2006
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Crazy Brits, Cute Chinese Girls And The Arabs Are Coming…unconfirmed Sources News Briefs February 23, 2006

An Austrian court has sentenced whacko British "historian" David Irving to three years in prison for denying the Nazi Holocaust took place during...

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Up Close And Personal With Scott Mcclellan

He has thrilled us. He has made us laugh. He has made us cry. For tens of millions of people throughout the world, his press briefings are a mandatory...

 The Chortler
Added: 24 February 2006
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Kerry Backs Port Deal If NSA Taps UAE Calls

Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, announced today that he would back the sale of a British company that manages U.S. seaports to a state-owned firm in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) only if President...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 February 2006
White House To Cut Medicare And Social Security Costs By Shooting Elderly

White House To Cut Medicare And Social Security Costs By Shooting Elderly

WASHINGTON, DC — The White House today unveiled a new plan designed to cut rising Medicare and Social Security costs by shooting the elderly dead in their tracks...

 Bongo News
Added: 24 February 2006
Bush Approves Outsourcing Statute of Liberty To Yemen

Bush Approves Outsourcing Statute of Liberty To Yemen

“Cosmetic” changes in store for Lady Liberty under Yemeni plan...

White House Evacuated After Toxic Fumes Discovered

White House Evacuated After Toxic Fumes Discovered

WASHINGTON, DC — The Secret Service ordered the immediate evacuation of the White House after detection monitors signaled that...

 Bongo News
Added: 24 February 2006
Paris Hilton Restoration Completed

Paris Hilton Restoration Completed

After many years of neglect and ill use the Paris Hilton is now back in the spotlight once again. The Paris Hilton's management...

 Avantnews
Added: 24 February 2006


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