Stories Archive by Month - February

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Scientists Stymied Over 'Sperm Revolt'; Aggressive Spermicide To Blame!

Harvard University - Scientists at this prestigious university are stymied over the recent and widespread sperm 'revolt' that has plagued millions of adult men. 'It is a first!' Says Dr. Manuel Priapus, director of Erectionology,

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2008
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Rosie O'donnel Has Eaten Detroit!

Detroit, MI - In a catastrophe that has no modern day equal, the city of Detroit fell victim to what has been called 'a modern day urban obliteration' by local church, and civic leaders.

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2008
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Cash For Pubs To Become More Masturbation-friendly

The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2008
Biofuel Flight Linked To "Chippy" Purchase.

Biofuel Flight Linked To "Chippy" Purchase.

The first flight by a commercial airline to be powered partly by bio-fuel is being linked to the purchase of Scotland's top chip shop.

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2008
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John Mccain Proves His Foreign Policy Skill : "Drop Dead Castro"

(INDIANAPOLIS) Ucs News -Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain took a tough stand against the aging Cuba leader Fidel Castro. After a Thursday night debate in which Democrats Hillary Rodham Clinton and

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 February 2008
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Mental Gazza To Sign For Newcastle

Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.

 The Spoof
Added: 24 February 2008
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Celine Dion Will Destroy Mankind

'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 February 2008
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Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean.

 The Spoof
Added: 24 February 2008


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