Stories Archive by Month - February

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Espn's Tony Kornheiser Suspended For Saying Hannah Storm Looked Like An Overstuffed Burrito

Espn's Tony Kornheiser Suspended For Saying Hannah Storm Looked Like An Overstuffed Burrito

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN sports presenter Tony Kornheiser has been suspended for making a dumbass remark about fellow female colleague Hannah Storm. Kornheiser remarked that Hannah Storm who was wearing a tight-fitting red sweater, a

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Pc Weenies: Out To Lunch

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 BBSpot
Added: 25 February 2010
Eating Tomatoes Declared Illegal Due To Trademark Infringement

Eating Tomatoes Declared Illegal Due To Trademark Infringement

Eating Tomatoes Declared Illegal Due To Trademark Infringement Edwin Tomato says his family has had the name "Tomato" for centuries and all farmers and produce dealers owe him and his family back

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 25 February 2010
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Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Internet users yesterday could barely believe their own eyes as virtually every social networking site on the net became jammed with messages which reduced the world wide web to a virtual battleground. It remains unclear where

Angelina Jolie And India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

Angelina Jolie And India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

CALCUTTA, India - Angelina Jolie has just has signed to star in the Candlelight Motion Pictures Company film The Panting Pink Panther. Ms. Jolie will star with one of India's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai who

Susan Boyle "Appears" To Devotee Via Traffic Light

Susan Boyle "Appears" To Devotee Via Traffic Light

A Susan Boyle fan posting on the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE) excitedly announced the sighting of SuBo's image in the glowing red orb of a stop light. "I was waiting in traffic, during

Killer Whale Called Gordon Attacks Trainer Called Tony

Killer Whale Called Gordon Attacks Trainer Called Tony

A killer whale called Gordon has attacked his trainer at Westminster's Seaworld. The trainer was dragged down to the very depths, just like everyone else in the country. There are rumours that Gordon had been

American Idol: Simon Cowell Says The Final 12 Girls Are Simply "Karaoke Kids"

American Idol: Simon Cowell Says The Final 12 Girls Are Simply "Karaoke Kids"

HOLLYWOOD - The Final 12 female American Idol singers performed with The American Idol band and The American Idol backup singers but as Simon Cowell said The New York Philharmonic Orchestra, Celine Dion, and Barbra



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