Stories Archive by Month - February
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The Bachelor: It's Down To Two, Vienna And Tenley
HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley.
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Wounded Rapist Demands Tougher Gun Control Laws.
An unnamed accused serial rapist demanded tougher gun control laws from his hospital bed in suburban Philadelphia earlier today, just hours after being admitted by police for a gun shot wound incurred while attempting to
BNP Leader Nick Griffin Claims Abe (anyone But England) World Cup T-shirts Are Racist Especially When Worn By Germans!
ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans)
Law Enforcement's Foursquare Sting Nets 10,000 Burglar Arrests
Madison, WI - Police working in cooperating with location-based social network FourSquare have arrested over 10,000 burglars across the country. FourSquare is a service which allows people to "check-in" when they are out and about
Argy Bargy
The Argentinian foreign minister, Diego Maradona, has greased himself up for a round of talks with neighbouring countries about the future ownership of the Falkland Islands (or Las Malvinas as Diego's called them).
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Ashley Cole Fling With Ivana Phuque
Ashley Cole is rumoured to have turned to blonde Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque when his marriage began to get him down.
The Chelsea and England left back probably sobbed as he might have said:
Cheryl Cole Denies Any Tiger Woods Relationship
In an effort to squash any rumor before it even begins, publicity hungry Cheryl Cole took to the air waves to deny any involvement with golfer Tiger Woods.
In a statement handed out to the press,
Aishwarya Rai Receives Inappropriate Nude Text Photo From English Footballer
Mumbai: Aishwarya Rai, the most beautiful woman on earth, is reported to be in a state of 'extreme shock-horror' today after opening her iPhone and finding a naked English footballer winking at her.
Aishwarya, a great
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