Stories Archive by Month - February
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Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door
According to the latest edition of a national tabloid, Adam Lambert was spotted when he came out Clay Aiken's back door.
"He quickly wrapped a sweater around his waist and looked down at his pants and
Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers And Knick-knacks"
BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, who gained world-wide notoriety on the television reality singing show X-Factor has now gone into the world of business.
Miss Boyle will soon be cutting
American Idol: Kara Dioguardi Goes Ga-ga And Goo-goo Over Casey "The Singin' Cowboy" James
HOLLYWOOD - The final 12 American Idol males took the stage and after all of the dust had cleared the only one standing was Fort Worth native Casey James.
Even the early odds-on-favorite Andrew Garcia disappointed
Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!
HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face.
Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek
Cheryl Cole's Near Fatal Encounter In Pocono Pa Resort Covered Up
A chambermaid at a major Pocono Mountains Resort revealed today that Cheryl Cole, a tasty Tart from Great Britain, nearly drowned in sunflower oil.
The Pocono Mountains are known for being the home away from home
Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic
VANCOUVER - One of the most popular speed skaters in the history of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque from Sweden has admitted that she did in fact date Tiger Woods during the summer of 2009.
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Somali Pirates 'Subcontracted By A Bullying Helpline'
London - (Year of the Bull): The hostage taking row escalated today after Somali pirates claimed to be on a derisory fixed retainer from a bullying helpline.
The renegades, who have been holding Paul and Rachel
David Beckham In Bid For Aston Villa
David and Victoria Beckham are thought to have made a bid for Aston Villa. The couple have been searching for a new home and Victoria was heard to ask her husband "What about a villa?'
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