Stories Archive by Month - February
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Mexico Demands An Investigation As To Why American Idol Eliminated Joe And Ashley
HOLLYWOOD - The president of the Republic of Mexico Nacho Winslow has demanded an investigation into why two of the 24 American Idol finalists who are of Mexican descent were the first to be eliminated
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who Are You?
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know
Gordon Ramsay Tries To Chop Off Fingers After Reading About Origins of The Famous V Sign
Gordon Ramsay tried to chop off his fingers on a live cookery demonstration on a television programme in the USA.
He had just finished telling the programmes host Ellen DeGeneres how to use knives safely when
Was McQueen Depressed Because His Frocks Were Rubbish?
London - (RIP Mess): Swathed in a navy blue dyed Alsatian fur wrap supermodel Kate Moss was the first to arrive at Alexander McQueen's funeral in Knightsbridge today.
The 40 year-old dress designer was found hanging
Celebrity Marriage Collapse Horror; Peter Andre Rubs Hands Together; John Terry Just Rubs
In a move that has surprised absolutely nobody, Girls Aloud "celebrity" wife Cheryl "he's like a brother to me" Cole is set to divorce her trophy husband Ashley Cole.
Cole made the announcement recently, after much
Kate Gosselin's Book 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date" Hits #1
CHICAGO - Kate Gosselin was in town shopping for a new wristwatch. While at the highly prestigious Winds of Chicago Mall she received a call from one of her neighbors back in Pennsylvania.
The neighbor notified
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To fully grasp this brewing global conflict, we need to understand the main players and their perspectives. Despite popular belief, there are valid perspectives and decidedly less than valid perspectives. This may not be
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