Stories Archive by Month - February

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Cheryl Cole In Shock Anorexia Scare

Cheryl Cole In Shock Anorexia Scare

Heartbroken songbird Cheryl Cole is now a bag of gorgeous skin and bones. Almost every rib on her skeletal frame have become visible beneath her pretty breasts - which are soon expected to take their

Adam Lambert With Subo?

Adam Lambert With Subo?

Adam Lambert, the gay singing star, has recently been spotted sporting a diamond ring, apparently bought by the singing sensation, Susan Boyle. Lambert, a gay, said he wanted to be a "straight," but will

One And A Half Men As Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab

One And A Half Men As Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab

The show Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen may have to be renamed One and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen entered Rehab apparently for two and a half months. Producers are considering taking

 The Spoof
Added: 26 February 2010
Tyson Will Fight Again

Tyson Will Fight Again

Confirmation that former world heavyweight champion, and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson is to stage a sensational fight comeback has been aired on live TV this morning. In an interview with Harry Carpenter Jnr, of SkySpots, he

 The Spoof
Added: 26 February 2010
Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

A new musical about the legendary Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque will star Susan Boyle. The Scottish songstress is to undergo intensive make up in a bid to make her appear more like the blonde

Scientists In A Rush To Rename Killer Whales

Scientists In A Rush To Rename Killer Whales

Stunned by this week's whale vs. human drowning at a Florida tourist attraction, U.S. zoologists are convening a hastily thrown together symposium in order to focus on the problem. Dr. Lloyd Flembey, acting director of Florida's

 The Spoof
Added: 26 February 2010
Robert Pattinson Arrested For Indecent Exposure!

Robert Pattinson Arrested For Indecent Exposure!

Hollywood star Robert Pattinson was at the wrong place at the wrong time last night and wound up calling a friend to come down to the police station where he was seated in front of

Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

The final coroner's report in the death of Michael Jackson was released Saturday and reveals several new details about the King of Pop's death. The autopsy revealed that Jackson had tattooed eyebrows and that he



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