Stories Archive by Month - February

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Sheryl Cole Tattoo Misery

Sheryl Cole is fast-tracking her divorce to Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, stating that she does not want any of his fortune, and just wants to rid herself of the bad memories. The Newcastle born singer won't

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Ke$ha Says If She Was Cheryl Cole She'd Stab The Low-life Cheatin' Ashley In His Winky Poo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The electropop singer who goes by the four-letter, one-character name of Ke$ha told several members of the news media that if she was Cheryl Cole and her husband Ashley had cheated on

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Trailer Review: The Crazies

This week I take a look at the trailer from latest entry into the zombie genre, The Crazies, which is actually a remake of a 1973 film by the same name. That one was directed

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Added: 26 February 2010
American Idol Flash: Adam Lambert Named 2009 Winner After Arkansas Voting Irregularity Found

American Idol Flash: Adam Lambert Named 2009 Winner After Arkansas Voting Irregularity Found

HOLLYWOOD - The reality television voter tabulating agency known as Voters Vote Auditors of America (VVAA) has just informed the F Network that last years American Idol vote tally was off, way off. Last year out

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart In Smoking Bust-up

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart In Smoking Bust-up

Lady-magnet and all-round heartthrob Robert Pattinson has quit the fags. He's not had so much as a single drag for over 56 hours. Unlike BAFTA winning girlfriend, the celebrity upcomer Kristen Stewart who smokes like

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NY Gubernatorial Candidate Warren Redlich Wants To Starve Public Sector Employees

New York Criminal Defense Lawyer and gubernatorial candidate Warren Redlich stated today that he wishes to cap the salaries of public sector employees at $100,000 per year and pensions at

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Added: 26 February 2010
Burnley Footballer Wins Countdown

Burnley Footballer Wins Countdown

Footballers aren't usually too well known for their intellectual prowess, but there is always an exception to the rule, and Burnley FC defender Clarke Carlisle is one of those exceptions. An outstanding one! Yesterday, Clarke Carlisle

Padded Bra Thwarts Olympic Gold For Swedish Skater Ivana Phuque

Padded Bra Thwarts Olympic Gold For Swedish Skater Ivana Phuque

She denies she's Taylor Swift's body double, but somehow that doesn't cut the ice after last night's lost in the second round of the 1000 Meter Freestyle for Ivana Phuque. Touted as the female equivilant to



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