Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Tony Reali Mutes All ESPN Personnel, Seizes Control of Network
Tony Reali, the youngish, cantankerous host of ESPN's Around the Horn, has used his "otherworldly powers of mute" and silenced all ESPN employees, TV insiders said yesterday...
Low Turn Out At Lazy People's Rights Rally
Organizers of planned massed rallies across America to protest discrimination against the lazy have expressed disappointment at low attendance levels...
Student Tapes 2nd Teacher's Geographic Language
Just a month after Colorado high school teacher Jay Bennish was caught on tape by a student as he ranted against President George Bush, capitalism and the United States in general, another student...
UAE / Al Qaeda Connection Gives Port Security A Needed Lift
White House spokesman Scott McClellan was asked at today's press briefing if he felt that 'Dubai Ports World's' recent takeover of several U.S. port operations was a matter of concern, considering the company is controlled...
The Road To Wrestlemania
Vince is going to in a tag team match with HBK and Marty Jennety at wrestlemania. Vince is supposed to pick a surprise Partner for this match. When asked about his partner He said...
Scorpio horoscope
For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....
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