Stories Archive by Month - February
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Adults Only Theme Park To Open
Kissmequick FL: The Sidney Organization had plans to build a new adult only theme park adjacent to an existing facility in Florida. Then rumors began to circulate, property values and building costs skyrocketed, making a
Lady Gaga Refuses To Take A Gender Test Saying, "Hey, I Ain't No Female German Weightlifter!"
BUFFALO, New York - Lady Gaga was sitting backstage eating a salami and cheese sandwich in her dressing room when she agreed to answer a few questions from CNN's Timothea Fipplefinn.
The self-proclaimed divine diva had
Jake The Bachelor Having Second Thoughts About Vienna: "What The Hell Was I Thinking?"
DALLAS - Jake Pavelka, the 2010 Bachelor has chosen Vienna Girardi, the woman that he wants to marry, have kids with, and spend the rest of his life with...or maybe not.
An inside source says that
Robert Pattinson Deceives London Paparazzi & Kristen Stewart
Not many celebrities ever manage to give the slip to London's experienced squad of a thousand paparazzi. Robert Pattinson became an exception last night when he dressed himself up as an old lady to escape
Miley Cyrus Performs 'Slow Striptease' For Old Rocker
Little Miley Cyrus had absolutely Nothing To Lose as the 46 year old Poison rocker invited her to 'Slowly Get Undressed'. She was then asked to "Come So Close I Can Feel You Breathe". Then
Mariah Carey's Husband Says Her Boobs Have Gotten So Gigantic He Is Afraid To Touch Them For Fear That They'll Explode!
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Mariah Carey had just performed at Lake Tahoe's Queen of Spades Club before a private audience made up of members of The San Francisco Giants baseball team.
Last year Carey was voted
Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance
Country music record producer Hank C Hedgerow has announced ambitious plans to pair up country music superstars Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton on a hip-hop themed country music album featuring songs about dogs, horses, steel
American Idol: Wow One Week Later, Kara Dioguardi Rips Into Her Cowboy Toy Casey James
HOLLYWOOD - Goodness, gracious, DioGuardi. In the words of President Richard Nixon "What da hell happened?"
After Casey James finished his performance Kara proceeded to literally tear the cowboy from Fort Worth a 'new one.'
Casey was
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