Stories Archive by Month - February

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American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!

American Idol: If Kara Dioguardi Sits Any Closer To Simon Cowell She'll Be Sitting On His Lap!

HOLLYWOOD - The ten remaining girls performed on American Idol. And as Ryan Seacrest talked to the judges, it was fairly obvious that Kara DioGuardi cannot seem to keep from touching Simon Cowell's hands, arms,

Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-wife, Denise Richards, And Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Mã©nage A Trois"

Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-wife, Denise Richards, And Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Mã©nage A Trois"

LOS ANGELES - Entourage Pictures in association with Universal Pictures has just announced that Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men fame will star and direct in the Marlengo Garigliano produced film Mumbai Ménage

 The Spoof
Added: 05 March 2010
Girl Scouts Back Again With The Cookies

Girl Scouts Back Again With The Cookies

Its that time of year again when we all indulge our sweet tooth for a little bite of heaven : Girl Scout Cookies! This year there are some new varieties to try out, Mini Me

 The Spoof
Added: 05 March 2010
Asbos Prepared And Ready To Slap On American Subo Fanatics

Asbos Prepared And Ready To Slap On American Subo Fanatics

Police have issued a statement today that they have already prepared ASBO's to slap on crazed American Subo fans when they next arrive in the UK. The riot squad is busy training for their arrival

 The Spoof
Added: 05 March 2010
Mpaa Assigns Obama Pg-13 Rating For Adult Themes, Smoking

Mpaa Assigns Obama Pg-13 Rating For Adult Themes, Smoking

The Motion Picture Association of America, which assigns ratings to television shows and motion pictures, today gave President Barack Obama a PG-13 rating, primarily due to recent news that the President is having trouble quitting

Cheryl Cole & Ashley Cole To Renew Marriage Vows In France

Cheryl Cole & Ashley Cole To Renew Marriage Vows In France

Broken hearted Songbird Cheryl Cole is desperate to climb back into the nest with husband Ashley. Similarly crocked world-class left back Ashley Cole is desperate to crawl back between the sheets with his gorgeous Girls

Cia Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

Cia Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

Agents of the Central Intelligence Agency, with the full cooperation from Interpol, MI-5,6, and 33, and Scotland Yard, have discovered that terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been living in Great Britain for the past seven

Lady Gaga Is The Real Mad Hatter So Forget Johnny Depp

Lady Gaga Is The Real Mad Hatter So Forget Johnny Depp

Lady GaGa is the real Mad Hatter so you can forget Johnny Depp star of the latest Tim Burton blockbuster Alice in Wonderland. Recently Lady GaGa the Maddest Pop star around at present has been seen

 The Spoof
Added: 05 March 2010


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