Stories Archive by Month - February
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New Government Campaign Targets Spontaneous Human Combustion
Costing 3 billion pounds, the new hard-hitting government safety campaign, aimed at cutting fatalities from spontaneous human combustion, will feature an image of a man whistling nonchalantly like some kind of idiot while smoke rises
Robert Pattinson 'Fled' USA To Arrange Blackpool Wedding
According to our sources, reports of Robert Pattinson fleeing the USA after some terrible row with love interest Kristen Stewart are terribly misguided.
We were told that Rob was in a hurry to depart the USA
Subo Fans A Cult?
A spate of recent articles has exposed questionable behavior in groups of previously normal persons who have become immersed in Susan Boyle mania. This has sparked a debate about whether the fan groups constitute a
Apple Files Lawsuit Against Estate of Alexander Graham Bell
Cupertino, CA - Apple Inc. has filed a lawsuit against the estate of famed inventor Alexander Graham Bell claiming the telephone "invented" by Bell violated several patents held by Apple. The company expects to recover
Guus Hiddink Just Can't Make His Mind Up!
Guus Hiddink, the former De Graafschap, PSV Eindhoven (twice), Fenerbahçe, Valencia, Holland, Real Madrid, Real Betis, South Korea, Australia and Chelsea manager who is presently the manager of Russia until his current contract expires, and
Al Gore Moves To Las Vegas Because He Is Fed Up Giving Global Warming Lectures In The Snow
Al Gore has moved to Las Vegas because he is fed up giving Global warming lectures in the snow. There is of course a problem its so hot in Las Vegas that nobody wants to
Miley Cyrus Falls Off Mountain Bike
We're receiving news from our Los Angeles correspondent Ernie Trebblechance that Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has been involved in a mountain bike accident in a location close to the Hollywood Hills.
We're told that Miley
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Speak Out About Number of Spoof Stories About Them On The Internet.
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been speaking out about the number of poofs on the internet, sorry that should have been Spoofs.
Pattinson speaking from Kent in England from the film set of his latest
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