Satire story: Subo Fans A Cult?

A spate of recent articles has exposed questionable behavior in groups of previously normal persons who have become immersed in Susan Boyle mania. This has sparked a debate about whether the fan groups constitute a Subo Fans A Cult?Satire about

Gemini horoscope

I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Time and time again you are asked to wait outside the room whilst......