Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Global Audience For Old Firm Epic
The Old Firm, the pride of Scottish football, showcased the best of the great game in an epic 5th round Scottish Cup last night.
Although Celtic sneaked through to the quarter finals thanks to a Mark
Will Lost Socks Be This Years Old Spice Guy?
GE is injecting a bit of irony into appliances with a new online campaign about the disturbing issue of sock loss. Concerned citizens can even take matters into their own hands by creating their own
Dundee United Fc In Turmoil
Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been thrown into chaos after chairman Steven Thomson suspended all 16 of the first team squad that were on duty against Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Tuesday.
A furious chairman
John Terry Denies 'Sleaze Hotel' Link With Chris Smalling
Chelsea captain, John Terry , today denied supplying names and telephone numbers of willing young girls to Man Utd defender Chris Smalling.
Tabloids this morning splashed Smalling on Page 1 and 5 following an alleged late
Helen Skelton Slaughters New Radiohead Album
Painfully Manic Blue Peter presenter Helen Skeleton has slaughtered arty rock band Radiohead and their latest album The Queen of Bones.
The disc was inspired by the bog-preserved remains of a medieval pauper girl child plague
'Galliano Is Innocent, Ok?' Graffiti Lands Keith Richards Daughter In Soup
New York - (Pot Boilers): Arresting officers were more interested in the half ounce of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck that Theodora Richards had insider her... er...jeans!
The 25 year old model was busted in NYC for scrawling
Vores Ol Is No More, Long Live Free Beer
While surfing through the waters of websites past, we were saddened to find the Danish site for Vores Ol, the folks that started the open-source beer movement, is no longer with us. Thankfully,though, the spirit
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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