Stories Archive by Month - February
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Remembering The Assvert
While some originally umm pooh-poohed the concept, assvertising, the placing of promotions on shapely derrieres, at least to our feeble collective imagination, seemed rather clever. We werent the only ones taken in by
Is Miley Cyrus The New "Sock It To Me" Girl?
Apparently Judy Carn and Goldie Hawn, from the old Laugh-In show have been replaced by singer/actor Miley Cyrus.
"She's definitely today's Version", stated Carn. "She is always getting it socked to her by the press
Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!
Is the wolf man on the prowl? Twilight Movie star Taylor Lautner has been pulling reporters legs and playing jokes on his friends for as long as he can remember.
"You never know what the guy
Breaking News: Prices Rise, Wages Dont
Apparently someone from the Fed has gone shopping in a real store recently. From a Marketwatch bulletin on the Fed Beige Book Survey released on March 2, 2011: Some manufacturers and retailers are succeeding in
London 2012 Threatened By Boycotts
The International Olympic Committee is facing a major crisis with the news that Iran may boycott London 2012 because of "inherent racism in the organisation".
Iranian Olympic President Mohammad Aliabadi has made an official complaint to
Kristen Stewart Blow-up Doll Turns On Owner
Shades of the Ventriloquist dummy turning against it's owner.
There is a report out this morning that a Kristen Stewart look-alike blow-up doll has turned on it's owner and blew them both to bits.
"I thought the
Ancelloti Denies Losing Control
Beleaguered Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelloti has vehemently denied that there are disciplinary problems at Stamford Bridge or that his players are out of control.
The claims surfaced after left back Ashley Cole was the subject of
Team Gb To Boycott Olympics Because of "Offensive" Logo
With only 18 months to go until the London Olympics, the British team have threatened to withdraw, saying that the logo of the games is "offensive" and "disturbing".
The part of the Olympic logo they are
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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