Stories Archive by Month - March
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Chicken Soup For The Geek Soul: The Saviors
I struggled to breathe as the boulders that pinned me to the ground slowly crushed my chest. I told my friends that we shouldn't explore the cave. I said it looked too dangerous, that we
Lady Gaga Stripped Naked By Alert Cabin Crew
Crackpot Lady Gaga got a lot more than she bargained for on a First-class flight to New York yesterday. At 30,000 feet two hunks from the cabin crew dragged her into the aisle and pulled
"Don't Ask Don't Tell" Proposed For US Congress
As the nations capitol was rocked by the news of the behavior of Congressman Eric Massa (D-N.Y., a Democratic Congressman has proposed a bill that would duplicate the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law for
Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn of The Devil Says Expert
As all the gory details are gradually rising to the fore regarding the Glazer family's ruthless financial exploitation of Manchester United FC, we decided that it was high time we investigated whether there was a
T J Hacker - The Worlds Greatest Hacker - On Remote Viewing
T J Hacker the worlds greatest hacker has hacked into Secret government files about spies known as remote viewers.
It may seem unbelievable but most major powers use psychics trained in remote viewing. The Secret Intelligence
Mark Owen Heads Shaggers Top Ten
London - (Extramarital Ass Mess): Move over Tiger Woods, John Terry, Ashley Cole, etc. This month's Shaggers Top of the Pops is Take That's Mark Owen.
The winner of 2002 reality TV show Celebrity Big
US Medical Insurance Complex Cartel To Join Forces With Opec
US Medical Insurance Complex Cartel To Join Forces With OPEC
A consortium of American doctors, the AMA, all the major health insurance companies, and pharmaceutical conglomerates are all grouping together and joining OPEC. An insurance company
Cheryl Cole Accepts Peter Andre's Spare Bedroom Offer
Songbird Cheryl Cole has already moved out of the Oxshott Surrey mansion she once shared so happily with love-rat Ashley.
In the midst of differing reports about her immediate plans, I can reveal that Cheryl has
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