Stories Archive by Month - March
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American Idol's Ellen Degeneres Sits On Simon Cowell's Lap And Nibbles On His Ear
HOLLYWOOD - Well after weeks of watching fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi cuddling, nuzzling, and caressing Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres appeared at the show's opening snuggled next to Cowell and kissing the self-proclaimed Royal
Katie Price Back In UK
Role-model Katie Price has landed back in the UK after her exhaustive tour of parties in Los Angeles. The Prime Minister has declared a national holiday so the public can celebrate the return of our
Cheryl Treated Ashley Like Dirt Claims Family Friend
,According to those in the know, Ashley and Cheryl Cole's separation came as no surprise. Because Cheryl has been treating Ashley like dirt for months.
A friend of the family claimed that Ashley was virtually forced
Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood
DALLAS - Jake Pavelka the star of this year's The Bachelor reality show says that he is not 100 percent sure that he made the right decision.
Pavelka, who is an airline pilot, revealed to Barbara
Pathologists Delve For 'Chemical Silver Bullet' As The Lost Boys Star Corey Haim Is Found Dead
Los Angeles - (Propofool Mess): Corey Haim, star of cult vampire movie The Lost Boys has died in Los Angeles of a suspected overdose. He was 38.
Shocked friends have asked the LAPD to check if
Global Toiletries Company Rape World of Natural Resources
It has been noticed, by an eagle eyed local man, that a World-Wide, if not Global, Toiletries company is systematically raping Mother Earth of her natural resources in a callous drive to reap huge profits.
The
Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack
Actress Kristen Stewart says that between the two of them, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be the death of her.
"I want the guys to know that I can 'take it' and that I appreciate
Alderville Road Patio Corpse: Is It Gracia Morton Or Another Tobin Victim?
Fulham - (Cadaver Mess): Forensic scientists examining the remains of a body discovered under a Fool'em patio are staying tightlipped.
By late this afternoonn however police sources said the corpse buried in the back garden
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