Stories Archive by Month - March

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Katona Signs For Team Andre

Katona Signs For Team Andre

Ex-atomic kitten, ex-rehab resident and ex-wife Kerry Katona has this morning signed up with Peter Andre's management team for an estimated £5.80 per hour. In a statement Andre's manager Claire is said to have said, "I

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Added: 12 March 2010
Ashley Greene Upset Over New "Naked Ashleee" Video Game

Ashley Greene Upset Over New "Naked Ashleee" Video Game

Ashley Greene is very upset over a new Japanese video game called "Naked Ashleee". "There's probably nothing I can do about it but they have put out a video game with someone who looks a lot

Moon Hits Man's Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

Moon Hits Man's Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

NAPLES, ITALY - - Today the moon hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe, "That's amore." The victim, Giuseppe Baghadonuts, told emergency medical workers who arrived on the scene that the world

Posh Spice Furious As Beckham Booed On His Return To Old Trafford

Posh Spice Furious As Beckham Booed On His Return To Old Trafford

Victoria Beckham left Old Trafford last night in an absolute rage after seeing husband David roundly booed by Manchester United fans when he came on as a substitute for Milan in his first match as

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Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole

From all the reports lately, Cheryl Cole's marriage is really falling apart as Ashley Cole is fast becoming the Tiger Woods of soccer. "If Simon Cowell is defending me, then I must really be in bad

Piers Morgan Says He Has Pictures of Sharon Osbourne's Breasts Which She Is Putting Up On Ebay

Piers Morgan Says He Has Pictures of Sharon Osbourne's Breasts Which She Is Putting Up On Ebay

SOHO, England - Piers Morgan, one of the judges on Britain's Got Talent, as well as a judge on America's Got Talent said that he read where Sharon Osbourne is not at all happy with

 The Spoof
Added: 11 March 2010
New NASA Space Shuttle To Save Billions, Plus Naked Astronauts

New NASA Space Shuttle To Save Billions, Plus Naked Astronauts

Jupitor, Florida - Ahead of a conference with President Obama, NASA officials launched a pre-emptive strike designed to show their seriousness in efforts to reduce costs to the space program. The new shuttle program will recycle

Mark Owen Blames Ashley Cole

Mark Owen Blames Ashley Cole

Lovely little Mark Owen of Take That and Celebrity Big Brother fame has today confessed to cheating on his wife with ten different women. In his lovely little high voice he said, "I have been a



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