Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bush Speak
Ladies and gentleone's. Glad ya could make it. Want ta talk to you about healthcare. It's important...
Ides of March Madness: Dick Vitale Plans To Skip This Year's NCAA Tournament
Reporting from Rome, Dick's third cousin and pater familias, Dickus Vitalus...
Laryngeal Bleep Implant Improves Political Discourse
The level of political discourse in America has improved by a whopping 43% since the Laryngeal Bleep Implant became a requirement for all...
Leak: Bush Anniversary Speech Admits Iraq Failures
President George Bush will mark the third anniversary of the invasion of Iraq by admitting he made mistakes, and asking Americans and Iraqis for forgiveness, according to a draft of the speech, leaked...
The Third Annual Give John Kerry's Hair A Name Competition
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