Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jade Goody's Publicist To Represent Natasha Richardson
Just hours after the tragic news of the skiing accident that has left Vanessa Redgrave's daughter, Natasha, on a life support machine, Jade Goody's publicist Fax Splifford has announced that he is to represent her.
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Natasha Richardson Plight A Stunt Claim Goody Bankers
New York - (Off-the-Piste Mess): Determined not to have their top client jocked off the world tabloid headlines at the crescendo of her short, self-publicising life Jade Goody's bankers have told Natasha Richardson's family to
California Plans To Censor Teh Internets
Lawmakers in that state recently discovered an electronic phenomenon called "the Google," and were "absolutely shocked" by how much information was readily available to normal citizens who own a personal computer, or even a special
Jade Goody - Where To Now?
In the midst of the media scrum surrounding the imminent demise of Jade Goody, internet observers have expressed concerns that once Mrs Tweed (lest we forget) shuffles off this mortal coil, so to speak, then
Ev At The Movies: Knowing
When given the chance to see an advance screening of "Knowing", one of 56 movies scheduled to release this year that feature Nicholas Cage, I decided to pass.
Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas To Face Lengthy Ban
As the FA begins what could be a damaging investigation into an alleged incident at the Emirates Stadium last night, it emerged tonight that, regardless of whether or not Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas be found
Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster
Consternation in the UK this evening as details filter through that talentless Hollywood teen actors, Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson and Vanessa Hudgens have actually had the temerity to turn down parts in Steven Spielberg's upcoming
The Bbook of Geek Gaming Quiz
This is the fifth of eight quizzes taken from the 8 pillars of geekdom (software, TV, literature, gaming, movies, science, hardware, Internet) found in The BBook of Geek. In the BBook, there are six facts
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