Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Man With Robotic Arms Goes On Rampage
Matthew writes: Jesse Sullivan is a 59 year-old former electrical worker who lost his arms in a high-voltage power line accident and was re-fit with robotic arms that are controlled directly by his mind...
Life's Boring Without Michael Jackson (Or A Good War)
The world is an officially more boring place than it was this time last year. According to a survey of Americans conducted last week by Stanford University, 2006 is the most boring year since
The Evil Which Is International Gnomery!
Increased politicisation within the Gnomish culture is set to unleash a tsunami of inconceivable horrors upon our society...
George W. Bush Calls For Reasoned Discourse On Immigration Bill
United States President George W. Bush, well known in Washington DC as the voice of reason and sanity in that vociferously strident (stridently vociferous?) city...
Hugo Ballz: The Socialites Take A Stroll
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Charlie Sheen Responds To Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'I'm Simply Saying The Emperor Has No Clothes'
HOLLYWOOD -- Actor and activist Charlie Sheen responded to Governor Schwarzenegger's remarks at a news conference here in Hollywood...
White House And Pentagon Reveal Further Evidence For Russian Involvement With Hussein In Iraq War
Washington, DC (Washington Prost) - An anonymous White House/Pentagon source today revealed further photographic and documentary evidence suggesting that Russian intelligence sources inside America were able to feed information to Saddam...
Cocaine Kate And The Tale of The Egg
While being prescribed some medication recently, my doctor told me to be careful of my liver. I don't see what the big deal is. If it conks out, I can simply get a new one...
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