Stories Archive by Month - March
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Al Gore: Dinosaurs Not Killed By Asteroid!
In an effort to claim another Nobel Prize Al Gore, former inventor of the internet, announced today that asteroids were not the cause of the Cretaceous era extinction.
The news came after the discovery of
Glenn Beck Credits Himself For Predicting Recent Wave of Violence
In one of his many "I told you so" moments, Glenn Beck has commented that he is the first one to tell his viewers that violence against the US government by fed up citizens was
The Pussification of Men
Back in caveman days, men were totally ripped, manly dudes, and bitches didn't have word one to say about that shit. Men were like ass kickin'
White House Evacuated After F-bomb Scare
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that things are slowly returning to normal today at the White House in the wake of yesterday's F-Bomb scare. All offices of the White House are back
An Island In The Bay of Bengal Vanishes And Observing Bangladeshi's Swear Aliens Abducted It!
An island in the Bay of Bengal has completely vanished and many Bangladeshi's, 'after chewing coca leaves all day,' swore they saw an Alien speceship land and swallow the island.
It then vanished into the sky
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Find Drunks Buy The Twilight Saga New Moon Dvd
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk.
Yesterday for example Richard
Cheryl Cole Would Like To Get Married To 50 Cent!
We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50
Virgo horoscope
Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......
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