Stories Archive by Month - March
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It's All Over But For The Funeral And For That I Am Sad
Betch ya thought this was going to be a Crank rant on the passage of the healthcare Obamanation. WRONG! That will come later, fer sure, wink wink-nudge nudge. No, my dysfunctional and disillusioned little
The University of Ottawa Says "Ann Coulter, Go Home!" - Brobama Responds: "Hey We Don't Want The Skinny-ass Bitch Either!"
OTTAWA, Canada - The University of Ottawa now has the distinction of being the only university in the world to flat out tell Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter that she is not welcome.
Coulter, which rhymes with
Local Man Captures Troll - Locks It In Shed
After a hard day at work, local man Martin Shuttlecock had just settled into his favourite armchair with a nice cup of tea and a packet of pre-dinner chocolate digestive biscuits.
Shuttlecock had been looking forward
Elin Woods Says She Hopes Tiger Loses Masters, Finishes Last!
Elin Woods says that Tiger's old problems with his mistress has NOT been settled, even though the golf people and their money would like to think so.
Elin reportedly told a tabloid yet unidentified, but definitely
Michelle "Bombshell" Mcgee Did All of Her Tattoos Using The Color-by-numbers Process
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The most famous tattooed woman in the world Michelle McGee, aka "Bombshell," aka "Tit For Tat," aka "The Human Tattoo Catalog" has admitted that yes she personally did all of her
Jehovah Witnesses And Mormons In Major Turf Wars Over Door To Door Trafficking
Jehovah Witnesses And Mormons In Major Turf Wars Over Door to Door Trafficking
Both the Mormon and Jehovah Witness religions
Obama Stumped By Sixth Grade Math Question
While stumping for support of Barney Frank's 'Leave no Child's Behind' initiative President Obama graced the sixth grade math class of PC222 with his presence.
It began with a prepared mathematical explanation of how spending
Robert Pattinson Gets Some Advice From A King
Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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