Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Brettt Favre Can't Retire
New York, NY - He's been moving like a WalMart greeter for years. Now Brett Favre is one step closer to becoming one. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who's made a living
Royal Wedding To Go Ahead In London Despite Radiation
Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear full nuclear radiation protection for their wedding in London on April 29th following the news that radiation particles have already reached Britain from the nuclear disaster in Japan.
Moon On A Stick By 2015 Says Upbeat Cameron
Following a month of mass protests, international catastrophes and a continual
Britney Spears Denies Being Touched Up
The public relations company for Britney Spears has denied that the pop songstress was touched up for the cover of her latest album, Femme Fatale.
Appearing days after the photoshoot for the album cover on
Homeopathy Works - Exclusive New Evidence!
For centuries the practice of homoeopathy has been ridiculed by real scientists, genuine doctors and other qualified medical practitioners on the grounds that there has never been one jot of evidence to support its efficacy.
Sheen Meltdown - In Latest Rant Calls Ex-wife, Denise, "A Vile Dog Thief"
In his latest rant Sheen has branded his ex-wife Denise Richards as a 'kidnapper and a vile dog thief.'
Sheen said the would attack her with 'napalm and dragon's blood'. In a worrying new 'melt
10 Memorable Mlb Gimmicks
Today marks the start the 2011 MLB season. And though baseball geeks can analyze statistics from a myriad of angles, the people in the front office concern themselves with just a few sets of numbers:
Welbeck Accuses Fans of Racism
England striker Danny Welbeck has accused Ghana's fans of racism after a Granny Smith apple was thrown at him on his debut at Wembley on Tuesday night.
Welbeck, who was eligible to play for Ghana on
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