Stories Archive by Month - April
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Tom Cruise In "Daddy Dearest", Lindsay Lohan's "Full Moon" And George Bush Leaks
(New York--NY) In an upcoming issue of Parade magazine, Tom Cruise claims that his father was a bully who would threaten Cruise to get his way. Cruise said, "But I learned...
Scooter Libby, Brian Doyle, Claude Allen And Tom Delay…the White House Scorecard (page :four)
In it's sporadic and slightly kooky quest for honesty in government, the White House has finally issued Page Four of it's Scorecard, an attempt to keep voters informed...
Thoughts On Being A Good Republican
What it must be like to be a Republican these days. Not the stereo-typical Evangelical Christian from Gaithersburg, Tennessee or Birmingham, Alabama, but your run...
Bush Buys Mazda's New “Pot Smuggler” Minivan
WASHINGTON − President Bush invested Monday in a Stasher, Mazda's new “pot smuggler” minivan model, and he confirmed plans to hit the road for spring break this year, his first such trip in three years...
Experts Successfully Install Windows On PC
Redmond, WA - Only days after a recent release by Apple that allows users to install Windows XP on a Mac come allegations that a hacker has successfully installed XP on PC hardware. The...
Christ Dominates Disciples' Bracket Pool
JERUSALEM - Jesus Christ, the son of God and knower of all things, is dominating this year's disciples' NCAA bracket pool, reports disciple Simon, who is called Peter...
Bush Is Boltin'
WASHINGTON, DC — On the heels of the appointment of John Bolton as U.N. ambassador and the even more recent naming of Josh Bolten as White House Chief...
Administration Response In Regards To Libby Accusations On Outing of Valerie Plame: "We All Did It!"
Washington, DC (APE) - Pundits and administration supporters alike were left sputtering yesterday with the release of court transcripts from the Patrick Fitzgerald investigation...
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