Stories Archive by Month - April

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Farrah Fawcett Anal Cancer Poser: Is Colonic Irrigation To Blame?

Los Angeles, Ca - (ReUterus & Bad Ass Mess): Someone must have doctored the emetics with toxic human growth hormone. That is the general prognosis on Farrah Fawcett's lifelong colonic irrigation love affair and the

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2009
Man Who Filmed Police Attack On Tomlinson Arrested For Filming Police

Man Who Filmed Police Attack On Tomlinson Arrested For Filming Police

Campaigners were happier today after the man responsible for filming the police attack on Ian Tomlinson at the G20 anti-capitalist protest in London last week was arrested under the Counter-Terrorism Act 2008 for filming the

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2009
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Iowa Legalizes Gay Marriages...iowa?!

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa, reeling from the crumbling national economy has hit on an amazingly fantastic idea that will surely bring in tens of thousands of visitors including probably about 9,000

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2009
Monkey Woods Is Called Bigot By Jade Goody's Ghost

Monkey Woods Is Called Bigot By Jade Goody's Ghost

Loveable ex Dental nurse Jade Goody, 27 has condemned spoof writer Monkey Woods as being prejudiced. Ex- reality star and Ex-human Goody hit out at Monkey Woods yesterday. "I am part darkie myself yaknow. I am

Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

Sir Alex Ferguson Has A Nasty Accident

There was drama at the top of the Premier League last night, as Manchester United Sir Alex Ferguson who was watching the Fulham v. Liverpool game on telly with his wife Cathy at their Wilmslow

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Man Hired Thanks To Impressive Photo Commenting Skills, Twitter Updates, Cat Picture Collection

Even in the midst of the worst recession the earth has ever faced, a lucky few individuals are still being hired -- just ask Thomas Alvin, who recently earned the prestigious title of Senior News

Beatles Reunion Marred By Crap Songs

Beatles Reunion Marred By Crap Songs

Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed together last night in a New York concert ruined by poor songs. The two remaining Beatles sung Hey Jude, I Am The Walrus, and a new composition by Ringo

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2009
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The Lost Tribe of London

Does Primitive Tribe Roam Undetected in Britain's Capital City? Man Sensationally Claims to Have Been Held Captive for Year by Savages in South London!

 The Sleaze
Added: 09 April 2009


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