Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Chicks Pete Won't Bang...more Than Once
Last week, I told you douches about some of the hotties I keep in my iPhone's address book. I keep 'em there cause I totally wanna keep 'em
Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!
Rumours are rife around Hollywood at the moment about Angelina Jolie and yet another pregnancy.
On the set of her new movie, insiders have revealed that she was unavailable first thing because she was suffering from
Burnley Footballer Missing Scotland Goes To The Pub At Half Time
Kevin McDonald, incurred the wrath of his bosses at Burnley FC when he went for a pint and a half with his dad after being substituted at half time. Burnley lost the match 6-1 against
Boris's Cock Missing!
Amazing events in London as it has been alleged Boris Johnson's cock has been kidnapped.
Boris went to release his cock for its normal morning stretch and found it missing. After calling in the Police, scene
Steven Moffat's Secret Doctor Who Script Guidelines Found On Cardiff Bound Train
In a Worldwide EXCLUSIVE Scoop, we found a document stamped 'BBC Top Secret' detailing how Steven Moffat intends to deal with Russell T Davies' tenure as Doctor Who lead writer, left on the 18:45 -
Dancing With The Stars: Chad Ochocinco Irritated By Judge Len Goodman
HOLLYWOOD - "Big Bad" Chad Ochocinco says that he is fed up with judge Len Goodman's negative comments on his dancing.
The Cincinnati Bengals player said that he has tried to ignore the old geezers remarks
New Harry Potter Book Confirmed
Rumours surrounding a new Harry Potter book have been doing the rounds for some time. Today J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books announced that, due to overwhelming public requests (and a big
Robert Pattinson Sings "Song At Twilight" At Dawn To Kristen Stewart
When Robert Pattinson discovered the famous old song "Just A Song At Twilight" he learned the lines and sang it at Dawn to his girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
Robert also discovered that the famous writer James Joyce
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