Stories Archive by Month - April
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Like Biffy The Vampire Slayer
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have today admitted that they are big fans of Scottish Rock Band, Biffy Clyro and there is a good chance that the band will be featured on the next Twilight
American Idol's Simon Cowell Says That Kara Dioguardi Smells A Whole Lot Prettier Than Ellen Degeneres And Ryan Seacrest
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The Captain of Cutting Remarks, said that his fellow American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi smells a whole lot prettier than Ellen DeGeneres and Ryan Seacrest.
Cowell made the remarks to Randy
Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"
PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin the former Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has filed documents in the state court that state that he wants the kids taken away from their
Sir Paul Mccartney: Kerry Katona Will Once Again Perform In Atomic Kitten
LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney was sitting in The Bloomin' Bee's Knees Blue Brass Pub in Bromley when he was asked about the rumor that Kerry Katona will be rejoining the all-girl trio Atomic Kitten.
Macca,
George Lopez Visits Sandra Bullock And Cheers Her Up By Cooking Her Some Enchiladas
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian George Lopez visited Sandra Bullock in her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom.
The Latino comedian, is an excellent cook, and has won numerous culinary awards for some of his signature dishes
Jim Carrey Causes Vicar of Dibley To Divorce
Rubber faced Jim Carrey has caused really, really Blubber faced, Dawn French - who likes eating garlic flavoured lard, and nothing much else - much joy and merriment. He has eloped with Lenny Henry, to
Racing Legend Speed Racer Dead At 58
Auto racing legend Speed Racer was found dead this morning in his rented room by his ex-wife Trixie, according to news reports. He was 58 years old.
Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids
READING, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that Kate Gosselin has got to be one of the worst contestants in the history of Dancing With The Stars.
Even her dance instructor Tony Dovolani says that Kate
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