Stories Archive by Month - April
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Masters Grant Woods Dispensation: Will Play In Popemobile Golf Cart Due To "Chronic Penis Cramps."
Golf history was made today as Tiger Woods received what can be compared to a "Papal Dispensation" as he was authorized to use an air conditioned, sound proofed Golf Cart normally reserved for the Pope
It Looks Like A Little One For Alex Reid And Katie Price
LONDON - It appears that Alex Reid and Katie Price may be getting a visit from the stork, no not the skinny-butted Amy Winehouse - the bird with the feathers.
The professional cage fighter, and part
Vw Hippie Van With Hippie Skeletons Collides Into International Space Station
VW Hippie Van With Hippie Skeletons Collides Into International Space Station
It is
Jenny Mccarthy Dumps Jim Carrey's Unfunny Butt
HOLLYWOOD - The land of celluloid, aka Gollywood is a funny place. Things that appear to be this are really that, and things that appear to be that are really this.
Marriages that seem happy are
Will It Bludgeon Tests The Apple Ipad With Great Results
Lancaster, PA - Internet website "WillItBludgeon.com" has put Apple's new tablet computer through its paces and declares the iPad a winner.
Max Hurts, creator and chief tester on the site, said, "I would definitely
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Cheryl Cole, Paris Hilton, Subo, Sandra Bullock And All The Rest Say Yes To War On Leather - Why Wear Dead Fur When You Can Wear Live Animal
The word Ferret to an Englishman conjures-up images of sturdy north-countrymen out on a Sunday morning after rabbits. Their furry little friends, released into the burrows and the rabbits struggling in the nets that catch
Taylor Lautner Says Taylor Swift's Breath Smells Strangely of Tuna Salad
What can two people named Taylor say about one another? Taylor this. Taylor that. After awhile people would think they're talking about themselves.
Today Taylor L. claims whenever he kisses Taylor S. her breath smells like
Whitney Houston Dumps European Tour Due To "Illness"
Announced suddenly by her gaggle of personal handlers, Whitney Houston will be dropping several European Tour dates due to an apparent "Upper Respiratory" infection.
While symptoms of an upper respiratory disease would include loss of stamina
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