Stories Archive by Month - April

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Justin Bieber Causes Medical Emergency By Talking About His Penis

Justin Bieber Causes Medical Emergency By Talking About His Penis

Teenage heart and other bodily area throbber Justin Bieber has got himself into a spot of bother with hordes of screaming girls as a result of his witterings on the stage of the O2 White

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Added: 09 April 2011
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Writing Instrumental In Stopping Reoffending

A recent report suggests that prisoners who become interested in writing while in prison are much less likely to reoffend when they are released. The Writers In Prison Network has published figures that suggest that inmates

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 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2011
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Glenn Beck Show Moving To Glenn Becks Living Room

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Added: 09 April 2011
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Boozing Is Good For You If You Don't Want To Know About Cancer!

Scientists have discovered that the more you booze the more lightly you are to get cancer, not only; smoking, unhealthy eating, drinking fizzy sugary drinks a la coca cola, etc, filthy environments, too much sex,

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2011
Japan's Radiation Poses No Risk To Health.

Japan's Radiation Poses No Risk To Health.

Scientists are warning they may have underestimated the health risks associated with smoking cigarettes. They say there is evidence to show even minor contact with the toxins found in cigarette smoke, such as what has

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Added: 09 April 2011
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Mtv Further Disintegrates Civilized Culture By Greenlighting Paulie D, Snooki "Jersey Shore" Spinoffs

MTV, the basic-cable cesspool that is single-handedly ruining the United States of America, accelerates said ruination by ordering twelve episodes each of two "Jersey Shore" spinoffs. "Our research shows that there are still between 25,000 and

 The Spoof
Added: 09 April 2011
Arianna Huffington: Writers Are 'Free' To Write What They Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Arianna Huffington: Writers Are 'Free' To Write What They Want As Long As I Don't Have To Pay Them!

Former Conservative Media Moglette turned rabid liberal, Arianna Huffington, fresh from pocketing $315M after unloading The Huffington Post to a gullible AOL, confirmed that she had just made redundant the last of the

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Added: 09 April 2011
Religious Book Burning Sparks Riot

Religious Book Burning Sparks Riot

A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book



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