Stories Archive by Month - April

A young Dundee United player has been cleared of racially abusing a Stirling man during an incident involving a ferret. 18 year old Dale Hilson, currently on loan to Second Division Forfar Athletic, had been accused

London - Anorexic trainwreck Kate Middleton is following in Princess Diana's footsteps with a carefully choreographed decline in her daily vomiting regimen ahead of the Big Day. Royal wedding watch pals say the need to binge/purge

Still licking his wounds after failing to win the 2011 Masters yesterday, Tiger reflected on why he hasn't won this tournament since 2006. While shooting a 31 on the front nine, and for a

A passenger on a bus in Manchester has told of the moment he had his cock fondled on a bus by another passenger who turned out to be a rampant homosexualist. Tony Ringworm, 26, was travelling

London: Subbuteo Jackson 5-a-Side squad announced after Michael Jackson 'Lifesize Subbuteo' Statue unveiled at Fulham Football Club. Following last weeks unveiling of the controversial Statue at Craven Cottage, which sparked disbelief amongst supp...

An office worker was left stunned and slightly embarrassed last week after bosses arranged for a commemorative plaque to mark the rare occasion of his making a round of teas for his colleagues.

Houston, TX-- A meteorite from the planet Mars is giving scientists their first glimpse of extraterrestrial life--and it is shocking everyone. The meteorite sports a fossilized marijuana leaf, as well as some dried plant

A new study suggests that one in thirty people in the United States is gay. That's 8,707,739 or roughly the entire population of New Jersey. New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, denies he's gay. Okay.