Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Julia Roberts To Cut Back On Male Fantasy Workload
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Bush Rips Sleeve of Chinese President Creating International Incident
Washington, DC (APE) - In what appeared to be an apparently innocent attempt at keeping Chinese President Hu Jintao from descending the wrong set of stairs off of a...
White House Dog Barney Resigns
"I'm not going down with this administration," Barney told press at a news conference on the front lawns of the White House at 11am EST today...
Top 10 Rejected Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
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High Fuel Prices Blamed For Expensive Gas
A spokesman for the U.S. oil industry today said the cost of gasoline at the pump has increased lately due to the high cost of fuel...
King Kong, CPA, Storms Out of Enron Trial
Houston, TX − Declaring 'It's a jungle in there,' King Kong, CPA, stormed out of a Houston courtroom and held a press conference on the courthouse steps. Chiding his fellow accountants for their misdeeds and...
Until Recently I Had An Ordinary Sex Life
Another pervert reveals his darkest secrets to Utterpants...
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