Stories Archive by Month - April
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Barcelona V Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning
Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions.
Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that
American Idol's Siobhan Is Gone!
HOLLYWOOD - On a night that saw performances from Sons of Sylvia, Rascal Flatts, Shakira, Daughters of Bartholomew, Lady Antebellum, The Kinks, and The North Carolina Marching Tar Heels Band, the six remaining American Idol
Gordon Brown Offers 'Bigoted Woman' Job In Cabinet
Gordon Brown has said he is "thrilled" after being caught on microphone describing a pensioner he had just spoken to as a "bigoted woman". He went on to say she would make an excellent addition
The Internet Is A F***ing Waste of Time
Is your life better than it was fifteen years ago because we have the Internet now? Think about it. Isn't it a giant waste of time? Sure,
Nick Griffin: Gordon Brown "In The Thick of It."
As Nick Griffin left a recording studio today after a long interview with Belarus Television recorded in Brussels I asked him about Gordon Brown's savage indictment of a woman with a long record of community
David Dickinson Sold For £27 On Dickinson's Real Deal
Consternation this afternoon in Dudley as David Dickinson, the presenter of Dickinson's Real Deal, ITV's inferior answer to The Antiques Roadshow, was sold to local Dudley pensioner Valery Flax for £27 by mistake.
It appears that
F**kning.com Owned By - Ning.com
Let's just say that one of the members of our staff of one had a bad experience purchasing premium services with ning.com and investigated the possibility today of procuring the [...]
Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill
Katie Price has today lashed out and revealed her anger at the rushing through of The Digital Economy Bill during Parliament's wash-up period.
At her daily Price conference a furious Katie fumed, "This bloody Digital Economy
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