Stories Archive by Month - May
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Lassie Named Poet Laureate, Produces Doggerel
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Texas Bans Cheerleading Sluts
The world looked on in dumb amazement as Texas passed a law requiring high school cheerleaders to tone down their dance routines.
Tories' 5/5/5 Landslide Win - Howard Busts Rowling For UN Fraud-for-oil Financial Scam
London, UK; Friday 6 May 2005 - (Rioters) Following last night's general election triumph for the Conservative Party, newly-elected UK Prime Minister Michael Howard has executed his first manifesto promise by sending in SO 13
Sexually Transmitted Diseases On The Rise Among Hand Fishermen
An outdoor pastime which has become more popular and legally permitted in several states, hand fishing or "Noodling" is causing undesired health consequences. Famed Noodler Jethro Johnson of Oklahoma describes the recent outbreak of anal
Yankees Lose Again, Perry Suspended, Rose Train Derails Boggs
Is the thrill gone for Mr. Spitty, Mr. Hustle, Boggsie and the Yankees?...
Your Queries Answered
I caught my girlfriend rummaging through my circuit heap, needless to say she found some things I'd rather she hadn't, like old copies of SexBot Magazine and a ticket stub from Boner World.
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