Stories Archive by Month - May
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American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes For Wasting Viewers' Time
Los Angeles − The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.
Porter Goss Reveals The Osamalogues
(Washington-DC) Have Al Qaeda's tactics to disembowel the Great Satan turned to breaking its funny bone? That's the question a recently declassified document found in Afghanistan raised when it was revealed at a CIA
Yankees To Execute "Old And New" Relief Pitcher Strategy
NEW YORK, NY - To no one's surprise, Flamboyant Yankees GM Brian Cashman unveiled a new relief pitcher strategy today, just one day after a large position player shake up that involved Hideki Matsui moving
Vd Outbreak Plagues Parliament Hill; Political Bedhopping Blamed
Dozens of Members of Parliament representing each of the four parties in the House of Commons have been diagnosed with a variety of sexually transmitted diseases in the past week, thehammer.ca has learned.
Matthew Perry Is Latest US Weapon In Iraq
US forces in Iraq have unleashed their latest and potentially most lethal weapon. After, years of development the new and eagerly awaited MPD (Matthew Perry Distributor) has been cleared for use
Terrorist Complain of Low Morale; Al-zarqawi To Send 'Fish' Video Tape To Boost Morale
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Merck & Philip Morris To Merge
(Wilmington—DE) Pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced at a joint press conference Friday that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that “our products kill people” said Merck
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