Stories Archive by Month - May
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Penelope Cruz Spills The Beans On Tom's Break-up With Nicole
Malaga, Spain - Penelope Cruz has confessed in a candid interview why Tom Cruise broke up with Nicole Kidman (yes, the cheque has cleared).
"As you know" said Cruz "Tom is the world's leading scientist. Nicole
Mel Gibson, Another Brick In The Wall!
It turns out that Mel Gibson's new Russian girlfriend is just another ambitious social climber with a scandalous past, a string of ex-lovers and a penchant for older men to advance her career, say sources
Going Ape
Minor Celebrity Massacres Great Apes on Live TV to Highlight Plight of Endangered Species! TV Chiefs Refuse to Apologise For Use of Shock Tactics by Wildlife Fundraiser!
Sex Therapists From Outer Space
Do Erotic Crop Circles Hold Key to Curing Premature Ejaculation? Amazing Claims that Alien Sex Therapists are Regularly Abducting Sexually Dysfunctional Humans for Treatment!
Hatton Blames Narcolepsy For Loss To Manny Pacquiao
Embarrassed Boxer Ricky Hatton has turned to a desperate excuse following his Las Vegas loss to Manny Pacquiao.
The Mancunian known as the "Hitman" described how he has recent problems with the chronic sleep disorder narcolepsy,
Arlen Specter Converts To Islam, Becomes Woman
"My differences with the Christian religion and the male sex were irreconcilable," said Specter, who legally changed his name to Habibi al-Jazeera on Wednesday. "And with Allah's help, the Senate will re-grant my seniority and
Melissa Rivers And Her Mother Joan To Appear Nude In Playadult Magazine
NEW YORK CITY - In what is believed to be the first of its kind mens' magazine layout, Melissa Rivers, 41, and her mother Joan Rivers, 75, will be gracing the glossy pages of PlayAdult
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