Stories Archive by Month - May

PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night." Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for

Bus journeys have been halted as another volcanic ash cloud looms over Wharfedale and parts of Nidderdale in the Yorkshire Dales. Many travellers faced further misery as a six hour no-bus zone was imposed as

Following the tumult of last night's general election, the entire landscape of the country has changed- politically and geographically. The latter comes courtesy of the wave of invading volcanoes climbing ashore from Iceland, an event

An embarrassed Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, appeared before the press this morning and admitted that the Homeland Security Department, the FBI, the NYPD, and agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives(ATF),

Conor Burns, the new Conservative MP for Bournemouth West, has admitted that he likes nothing better than to watch men play with their balls. The news is certain to shock people in Bournemouth and Poole. Burns

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Susan Boyle cast her vote in the UK General Election today for the Labour Party. It is not a surprise as she lives in an area of Scotland steeped in the socialist workers struggle against

HOLLYWOOD - The three Simon's of American Idol, producers Simon Shindlebocker, Simon Witleywine, and judge Simon Cowell have informed the entertainment media of an astounding revelation. It seems that the latest AI hopeful to be sent