Stories Archive by Month - May

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I Was Cold Not Scared Says Macauley Culkin

Former child star Macauley Culkin has told the court in the Michael Jackson trial that while he shared a bed with the singer, he was always fully clothed. The Home Alone actor said that

Draft Dodgers Putin And Bush Swap Success Stories

Draft Dodgers Putin And Bush Swap Success Stories

What better place for a couple of guys who managed to never put their lives in danger than to joke around at a memorial for millions who did? “Its pretty ironic, isn't it?” laughed Russian

 The Spoof
Added: 12 May 2005
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Ben Affleck Denies He Is The Father of Jennifer Garner's Baby

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 May 2005
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An Exclusive Interview With U2

The world's biggest rock band will soon be starring in Dell Jukebox advertisements. The Dell Jukebox is a competing MP3 player with the iPod/iTunes which U2 helped promote back in the fall. I had a

 The Spoof
Added: 11 May 2005
Arab Street Downgraded To Alleyway

Arab Street Downgraded To Alleyway

The "Arab street," that much-ballyhooed factor in Middle Eastern affairs, was downgraded to an alleyway yesterday by the U.S. State Department.

 Broken Newz
Added: 11 May 2005
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Spoilers From Revenge of The Sith

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 The Chortler
Added: 11 May 2005
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Tom Cruise Explodes With Desire For Katie Holmes

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 Bongo News
Added: 11 May 2005
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Zellweger Marries Country Star 4 Months After They Met; Las Vegas Taking Divorce Bets

Story by Marcelo Lewin on Tuesday, May 10, 2005

 The Daily Farce
Added: 11 May 2005


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