Stories Archive by Month - May
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Dick Cheney's Greatest Hits
Perhaps nobody since Marlin Fitzwater has contributed as profoundly to modern popular culture as Dick Cheney, the man an overwhelming 19% of us are proud...
President Bush Starts White House On Fire While Burning The Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and...
Moussaoui: 1 America: 0
(APe) Denver. “America, you lost!!” spitefully shouted 9-11 terrorist plotter Zacarias Moussaoui as he was being escorted out of the courtroom after being spared the death penalty...
Contest: Guess The Celeb And Win A Dvd
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Speaker Pelosi Unveils Unifying Democrat Vision
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, the presumptive Speaker of the House, today unveiled the fruit of six years labor by the Democrat National Committee to craft a cohesive vision for America that will carry...
Tetris Causes Cancer - Study
So our worst fears have been confirmed - Tetris does indeed cause cancer. A statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant tumors, lymphomas and leukemias have been found in laboratory rats forced to play...
Denise Richards Versus Heather Locklear
The gentle peace we have all taken for granted all these years between Denise Richards and Heather Locklear has been broken. Yes, the two bonny babes are now engaged in a bitter feud after Locklear's ex...
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