Stories Archive by Month - May
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Terrorist Leader Signs Marketing Deal With Nike
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of al Qaida in Iraq, has signed a lucrative contract with Nike to wear and promote the company's shoes in all future media appearances...
Postcard From Iran: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is Also Tangentially My Friend
So, letter from Iran -- nuckin' futs, right? It was actually an email, and my administration is nothing if not transparent and forthcoming...
The Evils of Science
"Scientists Made my Testicles Explode!" Bizarre Side Effects Follow London Drugs Trial!...
Flushing The Porter Potty
I've had a lot of great moments as president. Cutting school funding was pretty cool, complicating Medicare rocked, and overextending our military for questionable...
Nationwide Pizza Delivery
ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the...
Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels And Demons
A 23-year-old student whose identity was to be remained anonymous, was apparently possessed after minutes reading Dan Brown's dark, religious and controversial epic Angels and Demons. Suresh Kumar, one of the victim's close friend was...
President Bush To Classify Entire Government As 'Top Secret'
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a bold move that some critics of the President have denounced as further "insulating and disconnecting" the government from the American people, the President has issued a...
Hayden Announced To Succeed Goss, Gives New Direction And Look To CIA
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush this morning made it official by announcing Air Force General Michael Hayden as the new head for the CIA, ending...
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