Stories Archive by Month - May
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George W. Bush Fights Illegal Immigrants At U.S. Border.
In an unprecedented move designed to show his commitment to help stem the tide of illegal immigrants flooding across the Mexican border, United States President...
Doctors Separate Pamela Anderson's Conjoined Boobs
Reflecting "the nightmare of Superglue," buzoomed celebrity, Pamela Anderson, required seventy-one hours of surgery at the Mayo Clinic to separate her inadvertently attached breasts...
Enitre U.S. Government In State of Emergency Due To Rapidly Spreading Std From Jeff Gannon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Male prostitute Jeff Gannon submitted an affidavit to a federal grand jury investigating members of congress, in which he admits to being the prostitute procured by lobbyist and...
US Citizens Sneaking Into Canada In Boxes
Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing...
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Why Is Cheney So Mean?
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Public Supports Bush's Plan To Implant Monitors In Peoples' Heads
After polls showed that the public supported the Bush administration’s secret wiretapping of U.S. citizens phone calls made from the U.s. to overseas as well as it’s secret collection of phone numbers dialled by 200 million Americans...
Nagin Loses, Must Remain Mayor of New Orleans
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana -- Mayor Ray Nagin, who hoped his shoot-from-the-hip style would get him booted from office, narrowly won re-election over Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu on Saturday, cementing him in place for at least...
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