Stories Archive by Month - May
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Jonas Brothers To Star In Remake of Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night"
WYCKOFF, New Jersey - The Jonas Brothers have just signed to star in the remake of the 1964 Beatles movie, A Hard Day's Night.
The film's director Francisco W. Hoopitus stated that he paid United Artist
Ibm?s Deepblue Computer Beats Chess Grand Master In Arm Wrestle. End of World Ensues.
Limp-wristed geeks across the world trembled over the shocking news that Bartosz Socko, the Polish Chess GrandMaster, was defeated by the aging supercomputer Deep Blue in a bar arm-wrestle a few minutes ago.
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Katie Jordan Price - Another Man Involved Shock
Quelle surprise! - Breaking news suggests that uber-breasted topless model - cum - girl-next-door A List celeb Katie Price aka Jordan has been touting her wares with equestrian instructor Andrew Gould, 28, who had a
Apple Rejects Jesus Raping Retarded Children With Hitler's Penis Iphone App
Cupertino, CA - Apple continues its unbridled censorship of the iPhone app store by rejected an application that depicts Jesus raping retarded children with Hitler's penis.
Katie And Peter Back Together Again
In the heady world of showbiz, nothing is static, especially a sentence like this.
In a dramatic turn of events, it seems that Katie and Peter have cancelled their plans for their separation and are joining
The President Names Porn Star Stormy Daniels Secretary of Sex
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has just been named by President Barack Obama to head up the newly-established Department of Sex.
Miss Daniels, 30, will be the nation's first Secretary of Sex. In
Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, And Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!
Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio
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